A Microsoft employee who goes by the name of “pwnies” tries to explain some of the design decisions surrounding Windows 8 Metro. Later in the thread, a user asks a question about Windows Me, and the answer is priceless:

mindbleach: Where did ME fit in with your tick/tock cycle?

pwnies: The same place the Star Wars Christmas Special fit into episodes 4-6: It never happened and we don’t want to talk about it.